Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I wanted to let you know that I’m better than you. Your fate is all set and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. The game was developed to entertain me personally… I’ll definitely let you believe that you have a shot. Humans become frustrated easily… pathetic.What is this game?
This is a game that relies on skills. This is a game for me, a tiny irrelevant snail seeking to outdo me.
Take 3 hours of fun with me (an exclusive package, may I add).Precise action platformingA lots of deathA lot of making fun ofThe illusions and mastery of accomplishmentThe hopes that I will defeat you eventually. A fun little mystery to unravel…the importance of life
It’s hard to patiently wait for assistance in deciphering the reality…
We’re excited to meet us from across the ocean.
Squid


As reviewed by dragon ball z hentai

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