Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

There’s another glorious day in Magicadia…except your castle suddenly turned into an army. Is there a dark prophecy which could bring the end of all videogames? THE CONFUSION IS YOU.

Choose your Gotta Protectors and prepare to hack, cut, and spell-sling through an epic campaign of over 100 maps that have thumb-blisters — plus many more to be found as DLC bonuses that can be purchased as additional chapters!

The rules are easy. For the castle to start rolling you must put the princess Lola inside the castle. There is a castle that is occupied by enemies on the other end of the track. To destroy your castle, smash it into their castle. But don’t allow enemies to destroy Princess HP!

Select from 8 different Gotta Protectors, starting from a meat-loving mage to a non-nudist ninja
It is possible to play as a solo player, together with two or more players using local wireless, or the internet.
You will face off against many enemies at the same time and you’ll be able to prove your skill against bosses like Crab or Golem.
Personalize your heroes by adding many unique and tactically diverse skills, from the defensive to the straight offensive
You can dance to an infectious chiptune track of the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
You can perform a few tricks to unlock the game carts that you can collect Every one of them is a milk-snorting send-up of an actual game played with The Something-or-other Entertainment System
Make sure you cover your screen in classic gaming literature whenever nature calls to stop
Laugh, cry, and throw yourself into a classic tale that will mangle your heartstrings

It’s finally here for the Japanese indie sensation, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


As reviewed by yoruichi r34 comic